Because reading answers to boring questions is fine… but watching 200 people lose their minds over “is a hotdog a sandwich” is peak civilization…
People ask weird shit. I respond the Salty Vixen way — humor with a generous dash of sarcasm, zero filter, and just enough chaos to make you snort your coffee.
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