Is your favorite Fearful Avoidant doing that thing where they disappear into the void after a week of intense closeness? Instead of spiraling or sending a "we need to talk" text that will only send them running faster, try a little weaponized randomness.
This generator is designed to keep you sane while they’re off processing their feelings in a cave. When they finally resurface (or if you just feel like poking the bear), hit the button and send them a completely useless fact.
Generate a fact. Copy it. Send it. Stay Salty.
Useless Fact of the Day

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