Valentines Day is a dumb holiday. Here are 8 Valentines for People Who Are Above Valentine’s Day (humor!!) – This Valentine’s Day, I know I am not getting laid, or flowers, or candy or. chocolates.. dating apps suck! Oh and latest guy, texted me on the app “I am hard for you baby” – Men out there, we know you have a dick, you don’t have to be a dick by letting us know. We all get horny- that is called being human.









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