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‘Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 5/5 – oh the facepalm for the news today-Tomorrow is King Charles III Coronation! I am super excited that is because I met him in person and my podcast will be published tomorrow, telling my story.

The top “LOL” Kind of story today is, Florida Woman Arrested For Allegedly Throwing Wine At Matt Gaetz

And now for today’s Dumbass & Amusing News from around the world:

What happens on spring break STAYS on Spring Break. Unless it is, say a mob attacking a woman and her daughter on the beach and you not only participate but upload video to social media of the attack where you proudly claim your involvement in it (yahoo news)

When Gallant misses their flight to LA they just wait for the next one. Goofus here decides a fake bomb threat is the perfect response(USA Today)

Master innovater, technologist, and engineer Elmo has uncovered the secret to making Starship fly instead of rapidly and unexpectedly disassemble mid-air: MOAR MONEY (NPR)

Stealing skulls from a church graveyard is no way get ahead in life, son (dailyrecord.co.uk)

State Farm refuses to pay their client’s court ordered health insurance payments so they have their vans seized (twitter)

The lead COVID investigator for the WHO dismissed for sexual misconduct. You could say he issued…one too many probes. YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (reuters.com)

Trial for police officer charged with second-degree murder pushed back yet again after four years of him earning $273,862 on paid administrative leave. Remember, kids, crime doesn’t pay (king5.com)

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Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 4/23

“He remains staunchly committed to responsible gun ownership” says lawyer for Madison Cawthorn after he accidentally forgot and brought a loaded handgun to an airport… for the second time (cnn.com)

Why are more women freezing their eggs? Turns out that they cannot find any men who they think are good enough for them (the guardian)

Houston is one of the top cities for nude gardening (chron.com)

Frontier sends Jacksonville-bound woman to Jamaica. At least she arrived on time (6abc.com)

Arizona voters have had it up to here with the quirkiness (cnn.com)

A look at the (well-written, brilliantly snarky, and funny) signs of the writer’s strike picket line (npr)

Who’s ready to ride their bike naked trough the streets of Philadelphia during the hottest part of the year? (apnews.com)

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