Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 5/9

‘Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 5/9 – oh the facepalm for the news today- Prince Harry’s Prince Harry’s ghostwriter reveals what he really thought about the royal– and it is what I have known about Harry , yes I did know him personally ;2004 and 2015-2016. 

And now for today’s Dumbass & Amusing News from around the world:

So I’ve been driving for half a century with no license. Maybe it’s time to brag about it on Social Media (BBC)

Anaconda judge finds the state Supreme Court don’t want none (kxlf.com)

Turns out the new king is also a princess  -(theguardian.co.uk)

Guy who makes his living helping old people have sex wants you to know that sex gets better as you get old. Totally not an ad, though- (NPR.org)

Nuking the moon? That’s lunacy. And yet (BBC)

DAT ASS (National Today)

Subby doesn’t know what a griddy is, but CMU president just hit it in front of 2300 people (wzzm13.com)

Eishörnchen macht frei (ice cream stand…)

In the latest entry into the “Homeowners blasting away at anything that nears their property” saga. Man shoots teen in back of head while she played hide and seek. Hopefully she learned to find a better hiding spot (wafb.com)

San Bernadino Sherriff: We don’t catch criminals, we pay them off to leave us alone  (CBS)

Does what it says on the tin (wcvb)

Muscular pigeon has to be at the bird gym in 26 minutes (possible nsfw content on page) (dailystar)

Newly proposed licensing laws will lead to more alcohol-fueled violence and public intoxication warns expert, while the Irish worry where they’ll find the time to fit in all that extra drinking (irishexaminer.com)

News: Russia’s 2023 Victory Day Parade reduced to one tank. :fuck: From the 1940s; no word on which part of Ukraine the tank’s crew is from (MSN.com)

Hmm, I need a way to tell people I’m a douche even when I’m not at the lake (wkrg.com)

Turkmenistan: your partner’s new nickname (theguardian)