Him: Are you coming to bed now or are you going to be on that computer all night?
Me: I’m coming, jeez.
Him: You in the mood tonight?
Me: When am I not?
Him: Psh. It’s rare but it happens.
Me: Why? What are you in the mood for?
Him: I’m not really sure. You?
Me: If you’re asking… I’d be up for topping.
Him: HA.
‘
Me: -pout-
Him: Alright fine, if you can answer this question right I’ll let you fuck me.
Me: What? Like a riddle?
Him: Do you want to or not?
Me: Fine, what’s the question?
Him: What’s my favorite thing to do in bed.
Me: Clearly it’s stealing the duvet and making me freeze.
Him: Hey, I already apologized for that this morning, if you aren’t going to take the question seriously then you can forget fucking me.
Me: Fine, fine, fine. Ummm, well, you have quite a few favorites I think.
Him: Be more specific.
Me: You love getting your dick sucked.
Him: Yeah…
Me: And you love it when I play with your foreskin.
Him: Yeah…
Me: Especially when I tongue it.
Him: Mmhmm.
Me: But then again you really get off when I tease your nipples.
Him: Always.
Me: You love it when I’m gentle at first then bite the hell out of them.
Him: God yeah.
Me: Did I guess the right one yet?
Him: Not even close.
Me: For fucks sake you’re being difficult.
Him: Finish what you started and guess.
Me: Hmph. You really like when I scratch up your back.
Him: Yeah…
Me: And when I grab your ass and leave marks.
Him: Hahaha yeah.
Me: And when I lick your armpits.
Him: Well, you get off on that more then me, but it’s still hot.
Me: True…that time I kneeled over you and jacked off you were really into it.
Him: We have to do that more often…
Me: I still haven’t guessed yet?
Him: I’ll tell you when you do.
Me: Shit, we’ll be here all night.
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Him: So guess faster.
Me: There’s the obvious stuff…
Him: Like what?
Me: Like you love fucking me, rimming me, sucking me, and all of that.
Him: Of course.
Me: That’s it?
Him: No.
Me: Ugh. Well, you really like it when I lick you clean after you’ve fucked me.
Him: Mmm.
Me: And when I take a shower with you before work.
Him: Yeah…
Me: And you laughed your ass off when I tied a bow around my dick for your birthday.
Him: Oh my God I had stomach cramps for 2 days after laughing that hard.
Me: You love it when I bury my nose in your crotch.
Him: Yeah…
Me: And when I lick the crease in your balls.
Him: Always sexy.
Me: Am I getting close?
Him: It’s so obvious you’ll never guess if your minds already on sex.
Me: Then I quit. I can wait to top again, just fuck me already I’m leaking everywhere.
Him: Aww, I love you for trying, Hun.
Me: I love you too.
Him: Now you’re close.
Me: …
Him: Come on…its right there in front of you.
/>Me: Your favorite thing is when I say I love you, isn’t it.
Him: Bingo.
Me: You’re such a sap.
Him: Where do you think I learned it from?
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