The title of this post was a phrase someone used to find this site on Google. My stats counter keeps track of the search terms people use, and while some of them are downright weird, others do make some sense. I don’t know if that searcher will ever be back, but he/she (probably he), but I’m certainly inspired to write a post on the topic.
I don’t hate sucking cock. If you’ve been here any length of time, you’ve come to realize that about me already. Of course I find some cocks more…user-friendly…than others, but the fact of the matter is, I love it because of the domination aspect. A guy forcing his cock down a girl’s throat just screams domination. To me, that’s hot.
I realize that not every woman is like that, and I wasn’t always like that either. So I’m going to share a few secrets with ya’ll as to why some girls hate sucking cock. Understanding these points can help you figure out how to encourage your favorite female to change her mind.
1. Cocks are rarely fresh. Before you whipped your cock out, where was it? That’s right – in your pants, getting all hot and sweaty as you made out with your leading lady. Every cock has its own distinct smell and taste, but rarely can they be described as “fresh.” No matter what you taste like, if your girl seems to snub her nose at licking the dick, approach her right after you’ve showered.
2. Vomiting isn’t fun. I love to gag on a cock, to have that feeling of “omg, if he doesn’t pull out, I’m going to puke.” Physically, it isn’t a nice feeling. I like it because of the D/s aspect. Since most girls aren’t subs, they don’t like it at all. Instead of forcing yourself in her mouth and making her gag, be gentle. Sure, having her suck on the head a little isn’t going to blow your mind, but work up to the deep-throating. Oh, and invest in some bj cream that numbs the throat if your girl is particularly sensitive.
3. We hate not having a good time. Just because we’re not male doens’t mean that we don’t want to have fun in bed. Many girls hate giving head because it just isn’t fun. How can you make it fun? Talk dirty to her, run your hands through her hair, moan and gasp…in other words, get into it. We’re bored if we’re just sitting there like we’re sucking on a popsickle while you’re asleep.
4. It makes your mouth sore/tired. Sucking isn’t something that is a natural motion, at least not for hours on end. Some girls hate sucking cock because they get tired after five or ten minutes.Have some fun, but if she seems to be losing steam, pull her up and make out for a bit, play with her breasts, or finger her. Then, give her the head push again. Little breaks are enough to keep someone going for a lot longer.
5. We get sick of never getting the favor returned. I love sucking cock as much as any girl can, but sometimes I do get fed up with guys who never offer to return the favor. I don’t expect someone to eat my pussy every night (unless he wants to!), but asking for it is just retarded, since the guy didn’t have to ask me. It doesn’t have to be tit for tat, but your girl will be more willing to suck your cock if you occasionally eat her out without her having to hint that she wants it.
6. Surprises suck. I don’t mind when a guy suddenly cums in my mouth, but even I prefer a little warning. If you (or guys before you) have a history of spurting down her throat unannounced, she might be a little gun shy. You don’t have to ask permission or pull out – but right before you’re going to blow, let her know. It gives her a chance to prepare.
While I do know some girls who hate sucking cock, the fact of the matter is that most don’t. Sometimes, all you have to do is indicate that you want it more often. Just like you may not realize that your girl wants oral more often (trust me…she does), she might not realize that you want to feel her lips around your shaft more often.
And hey, consider that she just might not be ready yet. That’s a possibility, too. Maybe she’ll love sucking your cock eventually if you stick around long enough to build trust.
