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The world has gone bonkers hasn’t it? The media knows it and reports virtually anything, the good, the bad, the ugly and WTF kind of news. We are amused and thought you all need a good laugh. Each day, we roundup the dumbass and amusing news that is posted around the world, enjoy!- 4/20/23

2,000 rounds of ammunition reported missing at Veterans Administration campus. In other news, the VA keeps a lot of ammo for an organization that is supposed to help you AFTER you get done using ammunition for a living (WTAE news)

Civil War reenactor pleads guilty to placing non-period-correct bomb on battlefield (and blaming it on antifa) -(NBC Washington)

King Charles’ coronation will include fragments from the true cross on which Jesus was crucified. He will have several bones, shrouds, and sandals for sale in the lobby (Metro UK)

Wallaby on the loose in Austria. Police having trouble telling it apart from all the other wallabies (UPI News)

Forget the high life. 2,400 cans of what passes for beer in the US destroyed by Belgium Customs due to the word “Champagne” appearing on the bottle. No Miller Time for the Germans who ordered it (euractiv.com)

Police: Naked man baptized himself in Mesa church, punched 2 officers (azfamily.com)

Pounded in the butt by the uncomfortable dichotomy between keeping your electronic bookstore “porn-free” and the oh so tempting profit from interspecies erotica (Gizmodo.com)

Porn on Amazon’s Kindle app prompts warnings from Apple, Alphabet (Reuters)

The secure perimeter around the White House is no match for a two year old (NBC News)

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Dude in the UK freaks out due to stores locking cheese (VIDEO)

If you and your buddies are going to do donuts in the middle of the city, what better place than in front of the local news station? (Kiro7.com)

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