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4/23/23 Dumbass & Amusing News of the Day: The world has gone bonkers hasn’t it? The media knows it and reports virtually anything, the good, the bad, the ugly and WTF kind of news. We are amused and thought you all need a good laugh. Each day, we roundup the dumbass and amusing news that is posted around the world, enjoy!- 4/23/23

Apparently Niagara Falls wants to ruin all your vacation pics, drive tourists away (101morefm.ca)

A Toronto Field Test is a technique used by Canadian police to determine the purity of cocaine, gain an appreciation for disco (nationalpost.com)

Don’t call the police if your business gets robbed in Buenos Aires, apparently they will think you need more robbing (odditycentral.com)

Cheese heads: Look out for falling loons (dakotanewsnow.com)

Steaming steam engine steam rollin’ crashes through front of house in bizarre smash (BBC News)

Parent decides to see how fast kids are at a high school track meet. Using his truck (fox21news.com)

Sure, your husband is in the ER, but if he doesn’t complete the delivery he might get a 1-star rating and at that point, would he even want to survive? (newsweek)

Flight attendant locks ex-FBI agent’s wife, son in plane bathroom for causing a “terrorist” incident. Something about changing a diaper (NYPost.com)

Portland squatters save bar owners demolition costs. Kinda a win, win …kinda (foxnews)

According to the New York Post, frequent porn use is so common that young men no longer know how to chat up women — and they cannot get it up anymore when they do (NYPOST.com)

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Something we can all get behind. Free man sent to jail for “stupid” (CBC.CA)

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