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Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 4/26 – oh the facepalm for the news today- Prince Harry awkward kiss moment…

And now for today’s Dumbass & Amusing News from around the world:

You are in an underground passageway. You see an old man brandishing a machete. The old man is piss-drunk and bellowing “Come on, I’ll kill you.” [*] inv_(JapanToday)

Two crosswalk signs fail to yield to pickup truck causing untold hundreds of dollars in damage. No word on pickup (Nebraska News)

The Saxophone house (Twitter)

Semi-trailer filled with manure spills(Chicago Fox News)

Beaver says Leave It; beaver trifecta in play -blogto.com

The Washington State Department of Natural Resources asks that people refrain from taunting Washington State’s volcanoes (twitter)

Pharma Bro now shilling for a medical chatbot with less credibility than Dr. Phil – The Daily Beast

What do you call a bunch of cars waiting for a monthly food pantry’s opening? Opportunity, if you work for the local parking authority-6abc.com

Swansea gas workers misspell school when repainting road– bbc.co.uk

Sweden fires rocket that misses space and hits Norway-theguardian.com

You are a typical middle age man in Georgia. Little kid on a school bus flips your wife off. Do you… let’s get right to it… c.) road block the bus and hold it hostage until you get the kid’s name and phone number-newschannel9.com

Man climbs KTLA radio tower holding ‘Free Billie Eilish’ sign. Comes down when he realizes cops have positioned giant airbag nowhere near where he will land if he falls (pics)-ktla.com

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Liverpool tell Hooters they are too prominent and in everyone’s face-liverpool.co.uk-BOOBIES NEWS

Man sues a psychic for the third time. He claims the psychic failed to remove a curse placed by a witch hired by his ex-girlfriend. The curse has put a major strain on his marriage-dailybreeze.com

Grown man baby plays live action musical chairs on South West flight and quickly learns there are limits to ‘grab any seat you want’-jalopnik.com

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