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Dumbass & Amusing news Around the World Daily Roundup 4/27 - oh the facepalm for the news today- Meghan Markle marries hottie Prince Harry, then causes chaos (lies) in the media about the British Royal Family and now she has announced a new business endeavor amid royal tensions. I thought she wanted privacy...

And now for today's Dumbass & Amusing News from around the world:

Slip into luxury home, evade the burglar alarm, steal cash, credit cards, passports, use their $120,000 Audi as a getaway car, and then it's MILLER TIME. What could possibly go wrong???-cwbchicago.com

Today's Madlib headline: Fugees rapper 'Pras' Michel is found guilty in multimillion-dollar extortion trial for taking $100m from Wolf of Wall Street producer to influence Barack Obama to extradite Chinese ally of Steve Bannon-dailymail.co.uk

Maybe if this is your mugshot, you should have been arrested-Kcrg.com

Stolen car and minivan hit bus. Bus crashes into bank. Bystander steals cash from minivan while driver's trapped inside. Stolen-car driver escapes in trailing Volkswagen. Passengers on bus take off before cops arrive. Nothing to see here-nbcphiladelphia.com

"Undeclared Eggs" might the name of your next garage band, but it's also a reason to recall yogurt- kiro7.com

Cheeky, authentic-looking road sign from fed up residents tells drivers to 'adjust their bras' and 'secure their nuts' on potholed highway in Wales-walesonline.co.uk

Men coming and going at all hours from curtained "hair salon" and leaving with their hair the same length was the clue here-wtae.com

Marshall Islands? Hm, we don't have diplomatic relations with them, but they sound puny. Let's seize their oil tanker, and definitely not read their Wiki page, especially the bit about foreign affairs and defense-apnews.com

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Car thieves combine Evel Knievel and Keith Moon in Las Vegas-8newsnow.com