How would a Sagittarius and Taurus break up? This is humor but it is accurate about Taurus and Sagittarius. The funny thing is I am a Sagittarius and the person I liked a long time ago was a Taurus- I never once felt that way about anyone before- Taurus men are sexy, smart and drive women wild- but us Sagittarius women, we love to tease and at the same time we LOVE adventure.
The last time I spoke to the Taurus was pretty much how this humor is, I said "FINE! I am out of here and won't speak to you again!" , it has been several years but the situation was a crazy one. At times, I won't lie, I do miss the conversations but alas, that is in the past and memories. We love and argue in unison that is how the Taurus and Sagittarius are.
So here is the humor:
Sag: I'm going out.
Taurus: No, you ain't.
Sag: What you gonna do, stop me?
Taurus: I'm gonna lock all the doors in this house.
Sag: You can't keep me here. I cannot be contained.
Taurus: Ha! I'm gonna contain yo ass right now!
Sag: I'd like to see you try.
Taurus: You don't understand. You're mine. What gave you the idea that you can come and go as you please?
Sag: What gave you the idea that you can keep me like one of your friggin' house plants?
Taurus: If you leave, don't think you can just waltz back in here. The locks will be changed.
Sag: Fine! I don't wanna come back anyway!
Taurus: Fine!
[Slam.]
6 months Later....(the phone rings)
TAURUS: Hello????
SAG: Hey Babe how ya doin'? What's up? Haven't heard from you in awhile
TAURUS: Uh hello... DOPE you left....remember?! You said you wanted to be free. I let you go...why are you calling me? ( Sag is unaware Taurus never recovered from the break up & gained 40 lbs. due to a heart break diet of ice cream and cake)
SAG: I was just being friendly- seeing how you're doing "actually Sag for one milli second had nothing to do and no one to socialize with & can't stand to be alone- the irony of " I want my freedom")
TAURUS: Well please don't call me again. ( slams down the phone and heads to the freezer for some Ben & Jerrys).
