Bachelor Party Don’ts:
You’ve learned a lot so far. But, we’ve mostly just talked about what you ought to be doing. What about those things you ought not to do? Well, we’ve compiled them for you in internet-friendly list form, right here:
Most Common Bachelor Party Mistatkes
20. Skimping on anything.
19. Buying the pre-packaged packages.
18. Letting the groom have sex with a non-wife woman.
17. Letting it go more than three days. Going to the groom’s stomping ground. Planning for it to go only 24 hours.
16. No (visible) tattoos.
15. Talking about feelings, especially feelings of love for other party goers or the bride.
14. Let him truly see how awesome it is being single.
13. Making assumptions about who will attend.
12. Not getting upfront cash from attendees.
11. Ignoring (all) of the groom’s input and requests.
10. Letting more than one man get naked at a time.
9. Generating evidence – photographic or otherwise.
8. Disposing of any evidence accidentally generated.
7. Not getting your pedal close enough to the metal.
6. Sustaining visible injuries.
5. Sustaining permanent psychic scars.
4. Not letting what happens at the party, stay at the party.
3. No getting into bar fights (only applies to groom).
2. Taking that last shot.
1. Not coming home.
