Before we begin, make sure you’ve read How to Give a Blowjob: It’s All in Your Head. And Eyes. Because you can have a great technique, but if your love of sucking cock doesn’t come through the eyes (or if you’re faking the love to begin with), then well that kinda kills it.
Then again many guys have said that (assuming there’s no teeth) there is no bad blowjob because his dick in a woman's mouth is going to be good no matter what. Fine, that may be so. But my competitive side doesn’t want to be “just another blowjob.” I want to be the best fucking blowjob he’s ever had. I want to be remembered.
Here’s how I do that:
First: down to the deepest part of my body I love sucking cock. I always have. The cock is a magical wonderful thing and I adore it. I love to make it hard, I love to make it jump up and down, I love to make it shoot a big load, and I love the way it feels in my hands, my mouth, and especially my pussy. The cock is a wonderful thing that I can never get enough of.
Second: (now we’re getting out of the head and to the hands-on part), the build-up, ie the foreplay to a blowjob. As much as you want it, don’t just dive in. Play it up. From the kissing take it slowly down the chest, stopping at the nipples (only if he likes that.. about half of guys have sensitive nipples and the other half think you’re fucking nuts if you touch them), down along the treasure trail (ummm I love that little tuft of hair leading the way… like I would ever get lost en route, but whatever).
Another option: while making out, periodically break the kiss to suck on his fingers. Do two, not one. As you suck on the fingers pull them apart slightly with your tongue and then lick between them, and I don’t mean delicately. It will make his mind think about what he wants to do to you when it’s his turn for some fun.
And yet another option (I’m sure there are another half-dozen, but I’m a little out of practice so please forgive me for my lack of inspiration at this point in time is this: while making out or doing something above the belt, slowly but firmly move your hand up and down the side of his body, from the neck all the way down to his thigh and back again. Don’t be fast. Go slow. With each pass increase the pressure, and begin lingering in key places like the upper inside of his thigh, hip, and the base of the neck while you’re kissing.
Of course you could always do all these things and make him cream his pants before you unzip him. Then depending on his age/masturbation frequency (oh come on guys we are SO ONTO YOU)/passion level, you can wait a while and start all over. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.
Eventually on a pass stop your hand on the upper thigh and leave it there, but have it “explore” a tiny bit, perhaps even do a little ticklish teasing. Get very close but don’t touch it. Then go back to do another pass up and down the side of his body, with a lot of pressure now. Make it obvious you want to just eat him up.
The next time your hand makes its way down his thigh and moves inside, oh so slowly and firmly move your hand up the inside, squeezing his muscle just a little, maybe dig your nails into the skin just a little (if he can handle it and if your nails aren’t those sharp scary-looking things). Meanwhile stop whatever else you’re doing so you can pull back a little and let him see the naughty hungry look in your eyes. The eyes are what make this hot, so for fuckssake give him eyes, the ones that say I can’t wait to get my mouth around that big hard cock of yours.
Now would be a good time to mention the importance of NOT turning off the lights. Or if you insist on turning them off (I promise if you’re doing these naughty things to him he is not going to be looking at your cellulite, which even the loveliest of nymphos have), keep a couple candles and a lighter nearby, turn on a lamp in the corner, whatever. It is crucial that he can see your face and exactly what you’re doing to him once you get started. And apparently not many women like it with the lights off? Is this true? When I tell a guy to leave them on he’s usually surprised. Come on now, I’ve got a hearty appetite and I like to see what I’m feasting on here.
Once you have finally teased him enough, move in for the good stuff. With your hand already on his thigh, slowly make its way over to his dick. Using just the fingertips, “climb” their way up and over the mound in his pants to the zipper/buttons/waistband, and GET THOSE DAMN PANTS OFF. They are of no use here. Once his dick is exposed, alternate between caressing it with your fingers and pressing against it with the base of your palm in case his dick is not fully hard. Or if you just like feeling how hard it is because a hard dick in your hand is really fucking hot. What-the-fuck-me-now-ever.
At this point positioning is important. Between taking the cock out and starting the blowjob, you have to get comfortable, or else you’ll have a sore/dead back/neck/arm/side, something. Don’t worry about stretching into some sexy Botticelli or Victoria’s Secret pose–for fuckssake get comfortable. And I do mean “for fuck’s sake” because you don’t want to have a sore back or dead arm from a blowjob and then go right in for sex when you’re in too much pain to enjoy it, now do you?
Comfortable position #1: Have him lie down on his back, legs spread. Kneel down in front of him. Note: do not lie down. You need to fully support yourself with your legs because you’ll be using both your hands in a minute, so don’t bother lying on your stomach and propping yourself up with your arms. This one is my standard position simply because it’s the easiest to transition into and the most comfortable. It may get to be a little uncomfortable for him, because if you’re doing it right he’ll want to be watching every single thing you do and his neck will get sore from looking up at you unless he has a couple pillows.
Comfortable position #2: Have him stand up so you kneel on the ground in front of him. This can be awkward on the back, depending on your relative heights. I’m tall so I often have to bend over a little too much to be at the right height. To avoid looking awkward, I push my ass back a little, arch the back, and stick my booty out. Voilà, sex kitten pose. The guy usually likes this because it’s got that whole master/slave positioning (never mind he’s at your mercy for his orgasm), and he has a fine view of every single thing you’re doing. Which means you can take advantage of this, and while you’re doing your thing you can play with yourself with one hand or you can grind your hips a little in the air in anticipation of the heavy grinding you’ll be doing to him later on.
