What Men Hear When Woman is talking (humor)

You know how it is, when we, the woman have something to say, the man ignores (yes this is humor!!)

Cmon...This place is a mess!
You and I need to clean.
Your pants are on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
if we don't do laundry now!

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What a man hears:

C'MON....blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah, blah, blah
blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW!