Don’t rain or throw shade on someone’s honeymoon. If you don’t know what to say to someone leaving on a honeymoon, a simple “Bon Voyage” is always appropriate.
Just don’t put your foot in your mouth with one of these; you’ll regret it, and your honeymooning friend may not forgive you.
1. Who paid for your trip?
2. Did anyone tell you about the birds and the bees?
3. I hope it doesn’t rain.
4. Wouldn’t you rather spend the money on a house?
5. Think you’ll be bored when it’s just the two of you?
6. I know someone who went there last year. They hated it.
7. Would you mind bringing me back (fill in the blank)?
8. Tell them it’s your honeymoon and they should do something nice for you.
9. You can always watch a dirty movie to get in the mood.
10. I think your ex might be there with his/her new girlfriend/boyfriend.
11. Are you goint to try and get pregnant?
12. Isn’t that the place where they had the murders?
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