It’s tough to tell a man how to do anything right. Every woman knows this. It’s a big part of the reason that guys think they’re getting chicks off when they’re actually not.
Asking To Have Sex
Asking to have sex is like asking your mother if you can have a girl over your own apartment. When you ask, you immediately show a lack of confidence and control – two essential alpha characteristics that deep-down, all women crave.
Solution: Work up the physical escalation ladder by starting out with basic touching and kissing. She will respectfully stop you if she doesn’t want sex. In which case, freeze her out by checking your facebook. Repeat as needed.
Giving Her A Hickey
If you’re in 8th grade, feel free to move on to the next tip. For the rest of you, she’s guaranteed to feel like a cheap hooker sporting her temporary sex-tattoo the next day at the office. Only the inexperienced leave hickies.
Solution: Avoid inadvertent hickies by going mouth wide around her neck & working in your tongue. Slowly close your lips until your kissing it. The key to avoid suction is by breathing out of your nose.
Not Going Down On Her
You simply aren’t a man if you don’t go down on your lady. The majority of female-orgasms are orally induced, and for chicks, unforgettable sex includes great oral skills. Skipping oral is like playing basketball against Blake Griffin in your socks, you don’t stand a chance.
Solution: Go down on her, pussy.
Rushing Through Foreplay
Sex is like an epic movie, it’s at its best when you have the proper build up of tension leading to a climatic explosion. By skipping foreplay, you limit your chance of creating an Oscar worthy performance. The more and better the foreplay, the greater the chance she will come. Simple.
Solution: Slow the fuck down. She isn’t going anywhere and it’ll guarantee you get yours. You should spend at least 10 minutes in foreplay, teasing and building her up. She’ll be soaked in anticipation.
Not Having A Condom In Arms Reach
You’ve done right with the foreplay and now she’s begging for it, but instead of delivering the goods, you’re scuffling around the floor like a dog looking for a condom. Every second that passes is another second her excitement fizzles out.
Solution: If you’re at your place, have condoms stashed between your mattress and spring-board for an easy grab. If you’re at her place, keep one in your back-pocket (just don’t toss your pants across the room). Oh, and never bitch-about wearing a condom, huge turn-off for chicks.
Keeping Articles Of Clothing On
There is nothing more unattractive than a dude banging away in his socks or undershirt. By staying partially clothed, you’re displaying a lack of confidence and only drawing more attention to your insecurity. Leave body anxiety to girls.
Solution: Regardless of your shape or size, get buck naked! If you’re feeling insecure, turn the lights off – just be cool and nonchalant about it, and never ask for permission to go lights-low.
Fucking Like A Rabbit
Ok, ok, maybe once or twice it’s natural to get carried away after a night of seven too many Kahlua shots and you need to jack-hammer-away to finish, fine. But other than that it’s a totally rookie move, and one she’ll be sure to laugh and/or complain about to her friends.
Solution: Start slow and actually allow her to feel what’s going on. Increase speed intervals every 20 or so seconds – stay attuned to her desired pace by analyzing her actions.
Being Too Gentle
This is the one of the most common mistakes men make. Society has emasculated the male gender. While most girls (outside of Brazzers) don’t like to be thrown around like a prison inmate, don’t take that as a cue to be the perfect gentleman. Sex is the most primitive action between two people. Taking charge & employing slightly animalistic moves will increase your rating.
Solution: Throw in some hair-pulling, gentle shoulder biting, and the occasional slow-deep thrust. Just don’t go over-board with it, sprinkle these into the mix every now and then to keep it hot.
Not Switching Positions
A memorable date-night doesn’t just consist of taking your girl to a restaurant. It involves an after-hours-spot, an event or attraction as well. The same principle applies to sex. By moving in and out of positions she’ll remember your sex as action-packed and wild.
Solution: After a minute or so in any position, gauge how she’s reacting. If she’s into it, continue. If not, move on. This also will help you last longer, shows creativity, and a desire to make it a memorable time.
Never Facing Your Girl
Bouncing in and out of positions is proper bedding etiquette, but not if you’re only admiring her backside. It’s easy for a woman to feel unattractive if you aren’t looking into her eyes, which exponentially adds to her ability to come.
Solution: Interval between positions where you face each other and those which don’t.
Being Too Quiet
Silence is deafening and a sure sign sex is, well, boring. Although she doesn’t want to hear you shouting like a German porn-star, she’ll seek validation through your vocal involvement. If she feels you’re enjoying it, she’ll open up as well. Dirty-talk makes sex a lot more intense and shared.
Solution: Mix in some easy moans & deep breathing. Be even smoother and whisper in her ear and let her know that you’ve been thinking about fucking her since she arrived. Say her name, let her know you think she’s sexy, and avoid clichés, daddy.
Anal Sex Before Anal Steps
Roughly 30% of females have at least tried anal sex once in their life, which means even less engage in it on the regular. Going for the two-hole without pre-authorization is an absolute no-no. Don’t even suggest it until you’ve had sex at least a handful of times or she’ll think you’re bored and looking for one last conquest before you dump her.
Solution: If you just started hooking-up, try fingering her asshole and gauge how she responds. Even if she’s into it, it’s still best to wait until she alludes to it. If it’s your girlfriend, speak openly that you would like to try it some day.
Asking Where To Come
She’s no fool. Asking her where you should finish is an indication that you are hoping she’ll beg for you to paint her face. Real life, unfortunately, isn’t like your favorite bukkake porno. The majority of women don’t find your seamen, delightful as you think, in their eye!
Solution: Finish in your condom or her stomach. When she’s your girlfriend, you can experiment with cumming slightly higher up her stomach each time til you’re near the tits. Gauge her response.
Splitting Right After Sex
Regardless of your relationship, you need to stick around after sex for at least a little while. This is the most vulnerable hour in a woman’s life and will be the difference between you having sex with her again or not. Even if you believe it was a one time deal, you never want to leave a room with negative feelings.
Solution: Lay naked for at least 10 minutes after. Rub her side and let her know you enjoyed yourself. Even if she gets up, just chill. For bonus points, make banana pancakes in the morning.
